My So-Called Life

April 20th, 2008

Poem from dialogue in MSCL Episode 18 “Weekend”

I think I got a couple of doobies in here somewhere
I love sex in a different bed
You’re right

Are you coming out with me tonight?
All right Graham
Patty, I’ve been bad

There’s this really incredible frozen pond that we can hike to
We should have a really nice fun day
You’re so athletic, you’ll be great

I can’t believe that you actually run your own company
There are so many paths I could choose every single possibility of life is like open to me
We are adults do we really need to have alcohol to have a good time?

Is this the way we’re going to spend our weekend, hunting for liquor?
Maybe we better cancel that spelunking reservation
They’re like a toy a toy a toy

Look I made a swan
I need to talk to Angela alone
I can’t believe you

This is pretty embarrassing
When Camille brought over that negligee she also brought over some handcuffs
I am telling you those handcuffs do not belong to my parents

I hate to say it, but you know who could actually be like capable of figuring this out?
Oh my god when he walked through the door part of his arm touched my shoulder
All we need is wire shears

Any dad has them
Not my dad
But a normal dad

I just think this place is beautiful
We can have 7 full hours of daylight tomorrow to have fun
Fine give me that hooch

There is this place called the pleasure center that might have that kind of stuff
I don’t even know where the pleasure center is
You think that I’m drunk?

Mayday Mayday, play it cool
You would not believe who we ran into around the corner from the pleasure center
Oh Kyle

You can’t come in
Kyle no, down
Krakow stop it’s too big it won’t fit

Oh it’s Mr. bed and breakfast man
I want an ice cream sundae
Come on Warren, how about one little scoop

You have a real miserable side to you, you know?
When I look at myself I see everything in slow motion and i think something has to happen only it never does so I have to make it happen

Good morning sunshine
Cheryl, I’d like to say that i didn’t give you a fair chance
Cheryl and I decided to keep things casual for now

I’m really having second thoughts about you taking apart my parents’ bed
Hey, hey, hey, Mom’s gonna be home in 20 minutes
I would really prefer it if you all didn’t watch television in my room.

4 Responses to “My So-Called Life”

  1. h Says:

    Genius.

  2. Brandi Wells Says:

    hi. i liked your story on thieves jargon.

  3. LAUREN SPOHRER Says:

    hi brandi
    thank you very much.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    OMG
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488988/

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