YOU HAVE GREAT BONE STRUCTURE
January 30th, 2007From The Onion:
“You Look Like You Could Use Someone To Talk To On This 5-Hour Bus Ride”
“Want a pickle? Oh. Spilled my pickles all over my bag here. You see, I’m on this diet, and I can only eat pickled goods and seafood, but that is gonna be a tough smell to get out. What an idiot! If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all. “